got that swag?

there were legs on my shoulders. real boobs in my face. my high school crush was beside me. we were at a strip club. the stripper and i were having a who can have the most deadeyes contest. it ended in a stalemate.

stripper with giant back tattoo: what do you do?

I: i’m  a researcher. What do you do?

Sw/GBT: i’m a dancer

I: really? what kind? jazz, ballet, tap…?

Sw/GBT is not  amused, pulls left leg off (my) right shoulder, slaps legs shut thunderously, rolls off to other side of stage. I tip nothing.

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this pic brought back some mem-o-rees

= making money, smoking cigarettes, slapping , eating Kenta (ky fried chicken)…

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