when 2 kids get together to drink champagne and look at guesshermuff.blogspot.com….

monday afternoon. i’m in a meeting discussing the shitstorm that is conde nast. my phone buzzes.

output: you don’t have any STD’s right? Just checking.

input: blood tests say NO (reply)

(buzz) output: 3 years ago? or current?

input: A few months.??? (reply)

*****Someone asks what we should do about gourmet renewals*****

(buzz) output:

input: Does it hurt when you pee? (reply)

(buzz) output: Ahahaha no! Just making sure.

(buzz) output: I m sore though. That’s what a tight vagina will do to ya.

input: I’m sore too. (reply)

*****meeting adjourned*****